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Total Medals Earned: 26 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 565 Points

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 5/10/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/18/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/15/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/15/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/15/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/13 (30/155 points)

Depict1

Immortal Unlocked 9/4/10
5 Points
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Truth Unlocked 9/4/10
5 Points
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Trapped Forever Unlocked 9/4/10
50 Points
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Believe Me 5 Points Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Bridge 10 Points Use the button to create a bridge.
Idiot 25 Points Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Leap of Faith 25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Save Me 25 Points Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Save Us 25 Points Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Free 100 Points Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Medals Earned: 3/10 (60/275 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Beholder Unlocked 5/1/09
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Chaos Unlocked 5/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 5/1/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Pervert Unlocked 5/1/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/18 (55/460 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/11/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Preggerz Unlocked 5/11/09
100 Points
Beat the game.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 5/29/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Red Moon

Art Piece Unlocked 5/6/09
10 Points
Collect 1 concept art.
Introduction Unlocked 5/6/09
10 Points
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Mere 5 Unlocked 5/6/09
10 Points
Defeat 5 enemies.
Sound of Music Unlocked 5/6/09
10 Points
Collect 1 sound track.
Halfway There Unlocked 5/6/09
25 Points
Complete half of the game.
Killer 30 Unlocked 5/6/09
25 Points
Defeat 30 enemies.
Art Collector 25 Points Collect all concept art.
Sound Guru 25 Points Collect all sound tracks.
Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points Watch all cinematics.
Long Live The King 50 Points Complete the game.
Slayer 80 50 Points Defeat 80 enemies.
Orb Hunter 100 Points Collect all Red Orbs.
Red Moon Deity 100 Points Complete the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 6/13 (90/490 points)

Seed of Destruction

Backfire Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Going East Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/200 points)